Henry Ward Beecher

"This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer."

Will Rogers

"To hear some men talk of the government, you would suppose that Congress was the law of gravitation, and kept the planets in their places."

Wendell Phillips

"To rule is easy, to govern difficult."

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."

Robert Orben

"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give."

Winston Churchill

"You don't pay taxes - they take taxes."

Chris Rock